How to get ten cute girls to go out to dinner with you, (even if you are a pathetic lifelong loser)

5 Aug

So my very first actual real life blog was not posted here on my own site, but as a guest blog for my good friend The Food and Wine Hedonist in April of 2013. (I started my own “Not Necessarily About Dinosaurs Or Anything Else” shortly thereafter.) As you may have guessed by the title of his blog, he writes about food and wine. And Hedonism. Let’s not forget the Hedonism. Being neither a connoisseur of gourmet food nor a big drinker of wine (I like it but it hurts my stomach. ) I wrote a whole post about, you guessed it cheeseburgers and fries, and where good places to get them in Ann Arbor could be found. He kindly said I could re-blog it for my month of daily guest posts, and I was really planning to save this “Get Out Of Jail Free” card as long as I could, but it’s late, I got shit to do, and I’m tired. Enjoy!

The Food and Wine Hedonist

Hey y’all, Hedonist here.  Last December I put out an open invitation for guest posts and, so far, we had Girl Crush: Zooey Deschanel and White Parent Raps Gotta Stop.  Now we have one from Domingosaurus, from Not Necessarily About Dinosours or Anything Else.    I first met Domingo when I was slinging wine at a local specialty grocer.  Since then, I’ve witnessed some cool posts on Facebook and I knew he did some writing as well.  So I didn’t hesitate when he offered to do a post.  Of course, I was hoping it would be one of his funny takes on music.  He gave me cheeseburgers.  

Oh well, it’s still a great post!  

Enjoy!

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Step 1:  The first thing one learns as a pathetic lifelong loser is you can’t just walk up to some girl and ask her to go out to…

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