I’m Voting For Hillary Clinton, But I’m Secretly Hoping Donald Trump Wins the “Election.” (Here’s Why.)

24 Sep

Anyone who has ever read any of my blogs probably realizes I lean just a little bit towards the cynical side.   The truth is that’s a bit of an understatement.  I’m pretty sure I’m actually a full blown sociopath, but it’s not my fault. It really isn’t.  I blame “Society.”

In person I’m actually a pretty friendly guy.  That’s because I have absolutely nothing against individual people, and choose to be nice to others as much as possible. However I absolutely loathe our society.  I mean LOATHE it down to it’s core.

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The pre-1940’s equivalent of a “Trump Rally”  People are dumb-asses now and they were dumb-asses then.

Human beings are absolutely, without a doubt THE lowest form of organism on the face of the planet we are so giddily demolishing.  We are after all the ONLY living beings capable of malicious intent.  Say what you will about animals that eat other animals, invasive plant species that invade and kill other plants, viruses that invade the bodies of other living organisms; the truth is none of these things are truly evil.  They have no malicious intent. They do what they do to survive and it is purely instinctual, not thought out.

On the other hand, the atrocities human beings inflict on each other (not to mention innocent wildlife and the planet itself) is nothing new.  We are fully capable of grasping the moral implications and yet we perform horrible acts daily.  Arguably it’s been going on since the first proto-humans figured out a way to communicate with other proto-humans.  Almost immediately it became the norm to hoard objects or land,  (equate with money) come up with wild ridiculous theories about natural phenomenon that could be used to exploit or ostracize entire groups of other people (equate with religion) and to make war on one another in all cases using  one or the other, (or both) of the aforementioned idiocies to do so.

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It’s only much worse now because there are so many more of us.  Not only that we are more aware of it thanks in part to the fact that nearly everyone is now walking around with their own personal video recording devices.  (Which is very inconvenient for the the alleged “authorities” who wish to get away with brutalizing the very same people their supposed to be working for.)
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At this point I’ve pretty much come to the conclusion that it’s time for humanity to step aside.  There’s simply no hope for us.  The vast majority of our brainless masses are simply too stupid to ever better themselves or their world. Greed, intolerance, and ignorance are our masters now.  I was kind of hoping for alien invasion, but I think the plain and simple fact is that at this point our “progress” has completely ruined the planet far beyond any chance that extra terrestrial life would even have any interest in it.  Our salvation (through self elimination) must come from within.  So now at last I see an answer:  Donald Trump.

This is the guy the movie Idiocracy tried to warn us about.  (You thought it was a comedy, but no…it was a documentary…From The FUTURE!)    A Donald Trump presidency would certainly bring about the end of the world as we know it.  (If Lenny Bruce is not afraid it’s because he’s dead.)

Donald Trump has the potential to be America’s version of Adolph Hitler, for real.  It really doesn’t matter that, unlike Hitler, he’s just not very bright, and neither are his supporters, because nowadays the world has the firepower to destroy itself something like 8000 times over.

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So elect Trump, start World War 3 (which I pretty much envision as America and Britain as the Axis Powers versus the Rest of the World) and end the curse of Humanity that this planet has had the misfortune of enduring for the past million years or so.  (give or take a millennium.)  Because believe me:  NOBODY is going to win World War 3.

I can’t do it myself because I could just never vote for a republican under any circumstances, but by all means elect Donald Trump.  See what happens.  I dare you.  I Triple-Dog dare you!  (Do you see what I did there?  I created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the required double dog dare and leaping right to the triple dog dare, but nobody will remember my gaff when we’re all being melted by nuclear devastation.)

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Oh yeah and on a lighter note, did anyone else catch that Stranger Things show?  That shit was DOPE yo!

8 Responses to “I’m Voting For Hillary Clinton, But I’m Secretly Hoping Donald Trump Wins the “Election.” (Here’s Why.)”

  1. Tanya September 25, 2016 at 3:08 am #

    I agree with everything you said. I’m the only somewhat democrat in my family which gets dicey. Actually I don’t think any of them even know though I think they suspect. I’m voting Hillary even though I don’t like her all that much. She’s just the lesser of two evils in my opinion. Earlier today my mom said something about some attack ad on Trump and how they were taking things he said out of context and I just had to say something because I couldn’t help myself. All I said was he did say those things and regardless of their context he was a piece of shit for saying them. And she came back with a snarky reply on how if Hillary wins things will be way worse than if Trump does because Hillary will take all our guns away and crime will go through the roof. I wanted to punch her but I kept quiet because it’s her birthday (lol) so I let it go. That being said, I kind of want Trump to win just to see the aftermath of how bad things will get.

    P.S. Stranger things is da shit. I binged the whole thing in one sitting. I was hooked from the theme song lol.

    • domingosaurus September 25, 2016 at 6:43 pm #

      Greatest theme song since Welcome Back Kotter!

  2. Agent Beetle September 25, 2016 at 7:33 am #

    I LOVE Stranger Things! I’m curious on how it will continue on… Perhaps in the style of American Horror Story, where each season is a different story, but same actors?

    Either way, I can’t wait for season 2!

    • domingosaurus September 25, 2016 at 6:44 pm #

      That’s what I’m kind of thinking is going to happen. (and hoping.)

  3. thefoodandwinehedonist September 25, 2016 at 2:25 pm #

    Aww, see? You really do care about humanity…

    And yes, Stranger Things FTW!

    • domingosaurus September 25, 2016 at 6:45 pm #

      It was like they somehow channeled Steven Spielberg, John Carpenter and Stephen King all in one show,

  4. heretherebespiders September 26, 2016 at 10:11 pm #

    I, for one, welcome our alien overlords!

    Stranger Things was really good. I think they’ll continue the story, though, but I’d prefer an American Horror Story or True Detective type advancement. We will see. Did you know you can get any words in the Stranger Things font? Forget the website but I’m sure it can be found. I loved it as it reminded me of a cheap horror novel title font from the 80’s.

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